Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Poker Player Dies Under Mysterious Circumstances

In a press conference today local Phoenix police chief Derek Johnson announced that Daniel Gray died last night at "Motel", which is a small family-run motel located on 6th Street and Bell in downtown Phoenix. Daniel's body was discovered by the maid this morning, his head face-down in a plate of powdered donuts next to a half-constructed ant farm. It was unclear if the ant farm was Daniel's latest project or provides a clue as to his mysterious death.

"All we know at this point," Chief Johnson said, "is that he was some over-grown kid who liked to play poker."

Alcohol and drugs have not been ruled out.

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