Sunday, December 18, 2005

The Pooh Bag

I was recently discussing with some friends how convenient it is to be able to play poker online line in the comfort on one's own home. You can play in the bathtub or while perched on the toilet. Indeed, having a wireless laptop was my solution to building a toilet next to the computer desk. The silence of being online also solves the problem I often run into on the phone when talking to a girl, as I don't have to disguise the flush by pretending I'm doing dishes, or flick the handle and make a mad dash to the next room.

For those not fortunate enough to have a wireless hook-up for your laptop you can now choose from a wide variety of pooh bags and continue to play poker virtually undisturbed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, this hits close to home. I had to do a bit of soul-searching last year after pissing in a glass rather than leaving the poker tables to use the proper john. I actually quit online poker for a few weeks because of this.

You're like the Barbara Walters of the poker world...finding all the hot topics and making us cry. Keep up the good work.

-Charlie

p.s. Is it weird that the comment page made me type "vagina" in the word verification box?

Mr. Chips said...

The word verification box has been known to taunt certain people now and again. It had me spell uraslapdick 47 times in a row. You'll get used to it.