You Might Prefer the Tinfoil

You will find no new poker information anywhere.

As of today the final thing about poker was said.

There is nothing left to add.

Anyway, I hate to be the one to break this but there isn't much good information out there anyway. There's a bunch of banners surrounding some old tired statements. You won't find much else.

Unless you are under the age of 13 there is no reason to start trying to play poker now. It is a profound waste of time.

And it's really not that much fun.

Here's a list of hobbies that would probably be more fun:

Paint Ball
Yoga
Juggling
Eating Tinfoil
Collecting Opera Records
Hunting Dragons
Dodgeball
Roadkill Investigator

Good luck with whatever you choose!