For the Ladies

I'm sure a lot of the ladies are interested in what I do when I'm not crushing the poker tables for huge sums of money so I'd like to take this time to tell you a little bit about myself.

I'm almost 40, often sick with a sinus infection and I have a very strong lack of interest in most things. I usually have a sink full of dirty dishes. My diet consists primarily of oatmeal, Ramen noodles and things I find in the neighborhood. Most of my time is spent either contemplating the Nature of Existence or Speculating about Important Matters. I will become irritable if disturbed when I am involved with my deep reveries.

I've never voted, don't plan to and I have not bought new clothes in 5 years. Not even socks.

Speaking of socks I've worn black socks with shorts as a fashion statement long before it was so popular with the septuagenarian crowd.

My roommate is a Metro-Sexual and I have posted his picture here. A Metro-Sexual is a straight guy that dresses and acts like a gay guy. Well, after a few drinks the lines sometimes get blurred between gay and straight, but let's just say he is a kind and generous guy. The photo posted here was from a trip to Mexico, a few days after we met.

I know the complete silence from you shy ladies is ready to erupt so please send me a photo and the time you will be in Phoenix and I will check my schedule. I should tell you up front that I am not easy, I like Chinese food and a thoughtful gift such as chocolates, flowers or a new pair of black socks is always appreciated.